Translating Tumblr: The Serial Killer/Mass Murder Fandom

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Ok read­er, let’s get up. Our rest from last time is over, and it’s time to go. We’re go­ing lose them. Down this hall­way. I can still hear them hol­lerin’. Walk as qui­et­ly as you can. These next peo­ple are uh… spe­cial to say the least. Look at that one strag­gling be­hind the others!


Disgusting, right? This, my friend, is the True Crime fan­dom. They’re ob­sessed with se­r­i­al killers/school shoot­ers. Now, I can get hav­ing a deep in­ter­est in some­thing like se­r­i­al killers and the like. Heck, I even have an in­tense in­ter­est in cults. But idol­iz­ing them? No! What’re they think­ing? You’re right, read­er, they’re not.

Look! Another!


Why couldn’t they be ob­sessed with the flower columbine? You seen that? Those are pretty.

Oh God look out for these.


For real, fuck these edgelords. They’re all around the ages of 15 to 17. None old­er than that that I can see. There’s even some bitch who posts shit about be­ing in love with one of the Columbine shoot­ers. She’s right there, but be care­ful. She’s… un­hinged… I was go­ing to show you the whole group. But let’s take a look at this one for a while.



SHE’S FUCKING 30! AND SHE’S BEEN DOING THIS SINCE 2011! Step back be­fore she sees you, and pray to God she’s just an ex­treme­ly ded­i­cat­ed troll.

Get be­hind the bush­es. Little do you know that you’re here, read­er, for my men­tal sup­port. Because with­out some­one to go with me I think I’d lose my mind. We’re go­ing watch a few more then we got­ta get out of here.


Ok that’s enough for to­day. I think I can feel my­self start­ing to die inside.

Let’s rest up here in this lit­tle ran­dom and to­tal­ly didn’t come out of nowhere hut. I’m sor­ry, that was a lot to take in. Next time I’ll make sure it isn’t so sick­en­ing. Well, this is Tumblr, so it’s all sick­en­ing. But it won’t be to this lev­el. I promise. Now get some sleep.

*Snuggles up in a ran­dom sleep­ing bag on the ground* Until next time, watch out for these crazy fucks!

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